Father OMally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been marriedand he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So,he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops on theplane bound for Nevada. He arrives in the Airport in Las Vegas. As he is exiting the plane, someone in the airport runs up to him and exclaims, Elvis! Oh my God! Its Elvis! I knew you werent dead Elvis! How have you been? Father looks at her and says, Get outta me face. Cant you see Im not Elvis? I dont look a thing like Elvis. The father moves on to his cab waiting outside. He hops in his cab and hes a little upset so he tells the cabby, Take me to my hotel and step on it. The cabby turns and says, Sure thing sir – Oh my God!Its Elvis! I knew you werent dead! Im your number one fan! Its sogreat to see you! Shut up, you imbecile. Im not Elvis! Now turnaround and drive! So, the cabby speeds up to the hotel. Father OMalley gets his things and walks up to the hotel check-in counter. Oh my God! Oh my God!Its you! screams the hotel clerk. Youre back Elvis! I knew this day would happen. We saved everything just the way you like it! Free cheeseburgers, peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches, masseurs, and a full liquor bar! Im so glad youre back!Father OMalley looks at the hotel clerk and says, Thank you… Thankyou very much!