Following a night of fantastic sex with a woman he picked up in the pub…

Following a night of fantastic sex with a woman he picked up

in the pub, the man is afraid to go home and face his wife.

“I have a great idea,” says the woman. “Stick these darts in

your back pocket and tell her the truth. Trust me, it will be

alright.”

So, with trepidation, the man returns home to find his wife

in the kitchen waiting for him.

“Okay,” she hisses, “where the hell have you been this time?”

“I’ve been making wonderful love to a beautiful woman, all

night long,” he replies.

“You bloody liar, pull the other one. You’ve been with your

mates playing darts, I can see them in your back pocket.”

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