For some years the lawyer had been taking his holidays at the exclusive hide-away country hotel…

For some years the lawyer had been taking his holidays at the

exclusive hide-away country hotel and carrying on an affair

with the owner’s daughter. However, on returning one year

he discovered his mistress had given birth to twin boys.

“Why on earth didn’t you tell me?” said the astonished

lawyer.

“You know I would have married you and provided for the

birth.”

She replied, “That may be so. But when I told my parents I

was pregnant, we talked over all the options and decided it

was far better to have a couple of bastards in the family than

a lawyer.

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