Funny Job Listings

•Drive Around Round Rock and get paid!! – seems simple enough.
•Landscaping Labor – the new Green Party.
•ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER – and you thought only American Idol was manufactured.
• Wine & Spirits retail store looking for partime help – maybe they should stop drinking their merchandise first.
•Attractive, Busy Professional Seeks Very Attractive Personal Assistant – sounds one-sided to me
•The Perfect Nanny Needed – Didn’t Ms. Doubtfire retire when the movie ended?
•You might want to work with us forever – depends on your health plan.
•I WANT TO HIRE YOU ON AT $500 PER DAY – what happens at the end of that day?
•Where Are You? – right here. Where are *you*?
•RUTH’S CHRIS STEAK HOUSE – it’s gonna be a long night for poor Chris.
•BURNING BONZAI Server Needed – Bonzai server + matches = voila!
•Part Time Dog Walker Needed! – wait, what’s the full-time dog walker doing?
•Secret Shoppers Needed In Hollywood Hot Spots ASAP!!!! – oh great. You weren’t supposed to tell anyone!
•The easiest “SALES JOB” – EVER GONE FISHING WITH DYNAMITE? – uh, “NO”.
•SUPERINTENDED NEEDED – Superintended left already. She had stuff to take care of.
•Terramar Walnut Creek Seeks Front of House Manager! – no deal, I can only manage the back of the house.
•Part-time Quick Books – last time I checked they were books full-time.
•I Wish I Could Hire Everyone – better start looking for a really big office.
•Get Paid to Wave and Dance!!!! – This is one job I can do for free!
•Wanted: Happy Person – would that be “in your face happy”, “perky happy” or just plain happy?
•NATURAL PET STORE – the fake pet store is one street over from there.
•We Can’t Afford 8 More Years. Help Elect Democrats in November – talk about a pessimist. They already think that the Democrats will lose again twice more.

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