Lose weight by hiding it someone you’ll never find it.
Gain enough weight to get on The Biggest Loser.
Buy new clothes big enough to account for next year’s holidays.
Start smoking to lose weight
Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine
Lose weight by living on the moon
Find a more accurate scale
Build biceps by increasing reps of Ding Dong curls to 3 sets of 15
Stop buttering my doughnuts
Eat more fruit… snacks