Funny Quotes From Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Funny Quotes From Arnold Schwarzenegger

Well, there was no sex for 14 days. -on getting the cold shoulder from his wife after backing President George W. Bush at the Republican Convention

To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don’t be economic girlie men! –at the Republican convention

If they don’t have the guts to come up here in front of you and say, ‘I don’t want to represent you, I want to represent those special interests, the unions, the trial lawyers … if they don’t have the guts, I call them girlie men. –describing Democratic lawmakers in California

All of a sudden, we see riots, we see protests, we see people clashing. The next thing we know, there is injured or there is dead people. We don’t want to get to that extent. –on the dangers posed by gay marriage

It’s the most difficult [decision] I’ve made in my entire life, except the one I made in 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax. –announcing his gubernatorial candidacy on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

I can promise you that when I go to Sacramento, I will pump up Sacramento. –on The Tonight Show

As you know, I don’t need to take any money from anybody. I have plenty of money myself. I will make the decisions for the people.

We have to make sure everyone in California has a great job. A fantastic job!

The public doesn’t care about figures. -discussing his economic views

Don’t worry about that. -on the environment

From the time they get up in the morning and flush the toilet, they’re taxed. Then they go and get the cup of coffee, they’re taxed….This goes on all day long. Tax, tax, tax.

I saw this toilet bowl. How many times do you get away with this — to take a woman, grab her upside down, and bury her face in a toilet bowl? I wanted to have something floating there … The thing is, you can do it, because in the end, I didn’t do it to a woman — she’s a machine! We could get away with it without being crucified by who-knows-what group. -describing a scene in Terminator 3

This is really embarrassing. I just forgot our state governor’s name, but I know that you will help me recall him. –speaking to a taxpayer advocacy group

As much as when you see a blonde with great tits and a great ass, you say to yourself, ‘Hey, she must be stupid or must have nothing else to offer,’ which maybe is the case many times. But then again there is the one that is as smart as her breasts look, great as her face looks, beautiful as her whole body looks gorgeous, you know, so people are shocked. –in an interview with Esquire

The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.

Having a pump is like having sex. I train two, sometimes three times a day. Each time I get a pump. It’s great. I feel like I’m coming all day.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

I have inhaled, exhaled everything.

That was another thing I wil

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