God says to Adam, What would you like in a wife? Hmmm, says Adam, I’d like her to be the most beautiful creature in the world. I’d like her to do whatever I tell her to. I’d like he to work hard, be smart, enjoy being with me. Hmmmm, God says, I can do it, but it’ll cost you an arm and a leg. Oh, says Adam, Well what can I get for a rib?