Got any duck food?

A duck waddles into a grocery store and asks, ” Got any duck food?” ” Don’t carry any,” replies the clerk. Next day the duck waddles in again and asks, ” Got any duck food?” ” I told you yesterday, we don’t carry it.” the clerk says. Duck waddles on the third day and asks, ” Got any duck food?” ” Look I told you we don’t carry it, and if you come in again I’m going to nail your web feet to the floor!” the clerk shouts. Fourth day the duck waddles in, ” Got any nails ?” ” No we don’t have any nails,” the clerk answers, ” We are a grocery store.” ” Good, got any duck food?”

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