Great news, Mr. Oscarson…

Great news, Mr. Oscarson, the psychiatrist reported. After eighteen months of therapy, I can pronounce you finally and completely cured of your kleptomania. Youll never be trapped by the desire to steal again.Gee, thats great, Doc, the patient replied.And just to prove it, I want you to stop by Sears on the way home and walk the length of the store. Youll see – youll feel no temptation to shoplift whatsoever.Oh, Doctor, whatever can I do to thank you?Well, suggested the psychiatrist, if you DO have a relapse, I could use a new microwave.

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