Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?

“Have you anything to say before I pass sentence?” asked the
judge.
“Fu*k all,” said the defendant.
“I’m sorry, I didn’t hear that,” replied the judge and turning
to the clerk of the court, he asked him what the man had
said.
“He said Fu*k all,” responded the court official.
“Really?” puzzled the judge. “I could have sworn I saw his
lips move.”

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