Hello Bob, how did you get that black eye?

“Hello Bob, how did you get that black eye?” asked John. “In

church. As we stood up to sing, a large lady in front of me

had her dress stuck in the cheeks of her bum, so I pulled it

out but all I got in the way of thanks was a black eye.”

The following week the two men met again and John was

amazed to see Bob had now got two black eyes.

“Don’t tell me you got the other black eye in church as well?”

he said.

“Well that I did” said Bob. “I was in church with my son and

when we got up to sing, the same woman had her dress stuck

in the cheeks of her bum. Before I could stop him, my son

had pulled the dress out. Now I know she didn’t like that so

I put it back in … and that’s when she hit me.”

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