Here, my love, enjoy!

Determined to please Jill, the next morning he thought, third time’s a charm and brought her two eggs — one scrambled and one poached.Here, my love, enjoy! Jill looks at the plate and says, You scrambled the wrong egg.
One of my daughter’s wedding presents was a toaster oven. Soon after the honeymoon, she and her husband tried it out. Almost immediately, smoke billowed out of the toaster. Get the owner’s manual! her husband shouted. I can’t find it anywhere! she cried, searching through the box. Oops! came a voice from the kitchen. Well, the toast is fine, but the owner’s manual is burnt to a crisp.

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