Horoscope: 10 Things You Hate

Aries

 

People that shuffle when they walk

Unreturned phone calls

Cell phones that don’t work

Animals in cages

People who twitter on online chats

People who don’t get right to the point

People who are lousy dancers

Late trains, planes or airplanes

People who dress too casually

Country music

 

Taurus

 

People who brag too much

Mess and disorganization

Clothing that is torn or missing buttons

Bad cooks

Being ignored in public

Public speaking

People who don’t wear deodorant

Being the butt of humor or practical jokes

Not being smart or as an intellectual

Fast food

 

Gemini

 

People without a sense of humor

Not constantly being the center of attention

Broken clocks and watches

Bad wine

Shoes that you can’t dance in

People who talk slowly

People that walk too slow

Pessimistic individuals

Addicted people

Broken technology

 

Cancer

 

Too much heat

Itchy wool 

Having to sleep on the couch

People who show up early

People who are bad or sloppy dressers

Being criticized in any way

Violent movies

Ungrateful children

Losing their sunglasses

People who steal the spotlight

 

Leo

 

People who dress better than them

People with better cars than them

Being ignored

Being provoked to jealousy

Being too cold

Being too wet

Being forced to go to church

Being trapped inside on a sunny day

Being told to slow down

Being told they can’t flirt

 

Virgo

 

People who are messy or disorganized

People who do not return calls

People who don’t wear watches

People who don’t do their taxes

People who don’t return memos

Wasting time on Facebook 

People who use bad grammar

People who swear too much

Emotional confrontations or scenes

Stand up comedians

 

Libra

 

People who tell them to turn down the music

People who look down at junk food

Litter in parks

People who steal flowers

People who are cruel to animals

People who do not return calls

One night stands

Bad haircuts

People who abuse drugs

Parents who discipline children

 

Scorpio

 

People who borrow their pen and never return it

Lovers that don’t orgasm

Being made jealous by a lover

Being outshone at any task

Dining without dignity

Being the victim of gossip

Being accused of being unfaithful (even if they are)

People who are too trendy

People who claim to be psychic

Not being able to park in the handicapped space

 

Sagittarius

 

Late trains, planes, or automobiles

Not flying first class

Companions who get seasick

People who complain too much

People who are afraid to take risks

Being accused of being bad with money

People who expect them to be on time

Lost luggage

Animal abuse

Reading about human rights violations

 

Capricorn

 

People who waste money

People who ask for loans

People who do not pay back loans

People who do not discipline their children

Contractors that do not keep promises

People who leave the cap off the toothpaste

Poetry readings

Being asked to be a chauffeur

Being asked to leave the kids at home

Bad haircuts

 

Aquarius

 

People who dress in a boring way

Junk food

Talking about the past

Psychiatrists

Gossip

Those that aren’t practical

People who don’t pick up after their pets

A lack of loyalty

Being the third wheel to a couple

Getting their hands dirty

 

Pisces

 

Places that are too hot

Losing their sunglasses

Polluted water

People who laugh too loud

People who walk away from arguments

Alcoholics

Being denied access to grandchildren

Having to wear prescription glasses

Cars that waste energy

Slow drivers

 

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