“Doctor, doctor,” said the frustrated woman. “How can I
improve my husband’s performance in bed?”
“Well, first of all, you must tell him what you want,”
suggested the doctor.
So in bed that night, the wife turned towards her husband
and whispered, “Darling, caress my breasts and tell me how
much you love me.”
So the husband did as she asked.
Then, she whispered again, “Lower.”
So in a very deep voice he said, “I love you.”