How much is 2+2?

A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked How much is 2+2?
The housewife replies: Four!.
The accountant says: I think it’s either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time.
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, How much do you want it to be?

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