I am very sorry to say that I have two bad pieces of news for you…

“I am very sorry to say that I have two bad pieces of news for

you,” said the doctor to his patient.

“Oh dear, what is it?” asked the patient.

“You have only 24 hours to live,” came the reply.

“Oh no, what other piece of bad news could there be?”

“I tried to get you on the phone all day yesterday.”

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