I get really self-conscious when I go for a piss in a public toilet…

I get really self-conscious when I go for a piss in a public toilet, because people stare at me, or leave in disgust. I make sure I do everything right, like: “Undo zip, get out penis, pull back foreskin, piss, shake penis, put penis away.”

 

Maybe I shouldn’t say it out loud?

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