I had some sort of mental seizure at breakfast this morning…

I had some sort of mental seizure at breakfast this morning. First my fingers started to stick out at odd angles & my arms moved around wildly. Then I started to shout filth at my wife about oral sex, & called my 8 year old daughter a cum drinking Ho. It also seems I threatened to “Pop a cap” in the ass of poor old Mr Hughes who came round from next door to investigate the noise.

 

Needless to say, Kenco Rappor coffee is no longer on our shopping list

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