I have some bad news and some very bad news…

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.

 

Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.

 

Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.

 

Patient: 24 HOURS! That’s terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What’s the very bad news?

 

Doctor: I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday

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