I haven’t eaten for 38 days

A man called his mother in Florida: Mom, how are you?
Not too good! said the mother, I’ve been very weak.
The son said: Why are you so weak?
She said: Because I haven’t eaten for 38 days.
The man said: That’s terrible. Why haven’t you eaten for 38 days?
The mother answers: Because I didn’t want my mouth to be filled with food if you should call.

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