I hope you don’t mind me asking…

“I hope you don’t mind me asking,” said the young

American girl to the Scotsman, “but I’ve often wondered

what you wear under your kilt.”

The Scotsman replied that if she was really curious to know,

then she could put her hand up his kilt and find out for


So, a little apprehensively, she did as he suggested and put

her hand under his kilt.

“Aaagh, it’s gruesome,” she screamed, quickly removing her


“Aye, it is that, lass,” replied the Scotsman, “and if you put

your hand up again, you’ll find it’s gruesome more.”

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