I know we’ve been married for 40 years, but I’m going to move in with Alice next door…

“It’s no good, Doris,” said her husband. “I know we’ve been

married for 40 years, but I’m going to move in with Alice

next door.”

“But why, Alf? Haven’t I always been a good wife, kept you

happy?”

“Yes…but Alice gives me oral sex.”

“But I give you oral sex as well!” exclaimed Doris.

“I know, but you don’t have Parkinson’s Disease.”

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