“I’m sorry, Sir, you can’t bring that dog into the pub, it’s
against the rules,” said the barman.
“Aah, but this isn’t just any dog, this is special. He’ll do
anything you ask him,” boasted the customer.
“OK, tell him to go and get me a newspaper.”
The man gave the dog £5 and off he ran. Time went by and
the dog didn’t return. After an hour, the owner decided to go
and look for it. He roamed the streets for ages, until
eventually he found the dog in a dark alley humping a bitch.
“What’s all this about, you’ve never let me down before?”
complained the man.
“Maybe,” replied the dog, “but I’ve never had so much