“I’m sorry, Sir,” said the hospital, “but your wife has
suffered severe facial injuries and is in need of some plastic
surgery. It will cost £3,000 and we will need to take some skin
off your backside.”
“No problem,” replied the husband, so the operation went
ahead and was a great success.
A couple of weeks later, the man received a telephone call
from the plastic surgeon.
“You’ve given me £500 too much,” he said.
“Oh no,” he replied, “the extra is for the immense pleasure
I get out of seeing my mother-in-law kiss my arse.”