I’m sorry, Sir…

“I’m sorry, Sir,” said the hospital, “but your wife has

suffered severe facial injuries and is in need of some plastic

surgery. It will cost £3,000 and we will need to take some skin

off your backside.”

“No problem,” replied the husband, so the operation went

ahead and was a great success.

A couple of weeks later, the man received a telephone call

from the plastic surgeon.

“You’ve given me £500 too much,” he said.

“Oh no,” he replied, “the extra is for the immense pleasure

I get out of seeing my mother-in-law kiss my arse.”

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