I managed to get 6 numbers on the lottery last week…

I managed to get 6 numbers on the lottery last week.

My wife asked me how much I was going to give her and I said, “£10.”

She complained, “You always told me that if you won the lottery you’d give me half!”

I replied, “Yeah I am, half of 6 numbers is 3 numbers, that’s a fucking tenner.”

 

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