I received an accidental text yesterday…

I received an accidental text yesterday, it said:

Hi, be home soon, love ya, Dave xxx

Being Valentine’s Day I thought I’d have a bit of fun so I text the bloke back:

Don’t bother, I don’t love you, you’re a cunt & I have been shagging your brother.

I couldn’t wait for the reply, then it came:

You ok mum?

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