I want to sell my G-d damn house…

A crusty old man walks into a real estate office and says to an female agent,

“I want to sell my G-d damn house.”


To which the astonished female agent replies, “I beg your pardon,

sir; I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?”


“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to sell my fucking house!”


“I’m very sorry sir, but we do not tolerate that kind of

language in this office.”


So saying, the agent goes over to the officer broker to tell him about her situation. They both

return and the broker asks the old geezer, “What seems to

be the problem here?”


“There’s no damn problem,” the man says, “I want to sell my fucking million dollar home.”


“I see,” says the manager, “and this bitch is giving

you a hard time?”

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