Bed JokesId like to buy a bed, please… April 15, 2012 FreeTimeJokes Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress? Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year. Facebook Comments Like Views: 2 Share on Facebook Share Share on TwitterTweet Share on Google Plus Share Share on Pinterest Share Share on LinkedIn Share Share on Digg Share Send email Mail Print Print