If men ruled the world… Work

– Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

– The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

– “Sorry I’m late, but I’m still drunk from last night” would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness.

– At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow, and you’d jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus, right into your car.

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