In fact the story of Adam and Eve has become slightly mistold over the years…

In fact the story of Adam and Eve has become slightly mistold

over the years. As it happens, Eve was created first and

God gave her three breasts. But after a while she complained

that she was in some pain because they kept bumping

against each other, so he agreed to take the middle one away.

Time passed and Eve began to get bored so she asked God if

he could make her someone to play with.

“Of course” replied God. “I’ll call him man … now where

did I put that useless tit?”

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