In fact the story of Adam and Eve has become slightly mistold
over the years. As it happens, Eve was created first and
God gave her three breasts. But after a while she complained
that she was in some pain because they kept bumping
against each other, so he agreed to take the middle one away.
Time passed and Eve began to get bored so she asked God if
he could make her someone to play with.
“Of course” replied God. “I’ll call him man … now where
did I put that useless tit?”