Including Tacks?

This kid walks into the pharmacy: I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it. What do you want? Well, it’s a hot date, man. A sure thing? You know… What do you want? I need some protection, alright??!?! What size? Size? I dunno… Whatever is considered average I guess. That’ll be $2.35 including tax. Tacks? Tacks? I thought they stayed on by themselves!

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