Is there anything else besides this bastard you need?

A city couple purchased a cottage in a rural area, the husband was doing some repairs and sent his wife to the lumber yard to buy some nails. She decided that she would try to act like the local residents so as not to draw attention to herself, so just casually browsed while the clerk waited on another customer. ” I’ll take that big bastard,” he said. The clerk smiled and handed him a file, ” Is there anything else besides this bastard you need? ” ” No that is all.” the customer replied. When the customer leaves she walks up to the counter and points to the 2″ nails, ” Give me two pounds of those sons a bitches.”

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