It’s late at night and the husband and wife are in bed. She’s
just about to fall asleep when he whispers in her ear.
“How about a little loving then?”
“Oh no,” she replies. “I have to see the gynaecologist
tomorrow so I don’t want any foreign bodies.”
A couple of minutes go by and he nudges her again, saying,
“You don’t have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?”