It’s the 7.55 service from Paddington to Plymouth and a man
finds himself sat across the aisle from a beautiful woman.
She is reading a large book and as he looks closer at it he
realises it’s a book on sexual statistics.
“That looks an interesting book,” he remarks.
She smiles at him and says, “Yes indeed. There are some
fascinating facts here. For instance, it says that on average an
Italian has the longest penis and a German has the biggest
in diameter. By the way, my name’s Sharon, what’s yours?”