It’s the 7.55 service from Paddington to Plymouth…

It’s the 7.55 service from Paddington to Plymouth and a man

finds himself sat across the aisle from a beautiful woman.

She is reading a large book and as he looks closer at it he

realises it’s a book on sexual statistics.

“That looks an interesting book,” he remarks.

She smiles at him and says, “Yes indeed. There are some

fascinating facts here. For instance, it says that on average an

Italian has the longest penis and a German has the biggest

in diameter. By the way, my name’s Sharon, what’s yours?”

“Hans Ravellini.”

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