It was a dark, stormy, night…

It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young Private snapped to attention, made a perfect
salute, and snapped out, Sir, Good Evening, Sir! The General, out for some relaxation, returned the salute and said Good evening soldier, nice night, isn’t it? Well it wasn’t a nice night, but the Private wasn’t going to disagree with the General, so the he saluted again and replied, Sir, Yes Sir! The General continued, You know there’s something about a stormy night that I find soothing, it’s really relaxing. Don’t you agree? The Private didn’t agree, but then the private was just a private, and responded, Sir, Yes Sir! The General, pointing at the dog, This is a Golden Retriever, the best type of dog to train. The Private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again, and said, Sir, Yes Sir! The General continued I got this dog for my wife. The Private simply said, Good trade, Sir!

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