It was an idyllic scene…

It was an idyllic scene. Little old Grandma was sitting in her

rocking chair, knitting a jumper for her granddaughter. On

the floor in front of her chair sat her two beautiful

grandchildren, quietly looking at some picture books. All of

a sudden, the children turned to Grandma, saying, “Oh

Grandma, please tell us a story. We love your stories, please,

please!”

“Well … I don’t know,” replied Grandma. “I’m a bit tired.”

“Oh please, Grandma, tell us our favourite story about when

you were a whore in Liverpool.”

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