It was late at night and the police were out checking…

It was late at night and the police were out checking for
erratic driving. They spotted a car travelling alone along the
dual carriageway and decided to follow it. The car never
exceeded the speed limit, gave all the correct signals as it left
the main road and when they reached the town it pulled up
correctly at all the traffic lights. Eventually, the police car
overtook the car and flagged it down.
“Good evening, Sir,” said the policeman.
“We felt we had to stop you to congratulate you on your
perfect driving skills.”
“Well, thank you, officer,” replied the driver, “I always drive
very carefully, especially when I’ve had a bit to drink.”

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