It was Open Day on the farm…

It was Open Day on the farm and visitors were being taken
round on guided tours. One group was led by a simple
minded youth and in the party was a ventriloquist who
thought he’d have some fun. Arriving at the horses, the
ventriloquist used his voice to make it look as if the horse was
saying “Hello there, welcome to our farm.” They moved on to the cows and he made one of the cows
look as if it was saying “They’ve moved us onto the worst field
in the farm.”
Then the pigs said, “Yes, but it’s that dog keeps upsetting the
young ones.”
By this time the simple farmhand is sweating with anxiety.
“Now look here,” he says to the group as they move towards
the sheep pen. “Don’t believe a word those sheep tell you.”

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