It was Saturday night and Ted and his two mates were all dressed up ready to paint the town red…

It was Saturday night and Ted and his two mates were all

dressed up ready to paint the town red. But first, as usual,

Ted popped into church for confession.

“Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I slept with a woman

who was not my wife.”

“I suppose it was Mary from the dairy.”

“No, Father.”

“Don’t tell me it was Beth at the Kings Arms?”

“No, Father.”

“Then it must have been that brazen hussy from the

newsagent’s?”

After the priest had given out the penance, Ted went back

outside to meet his friends. He smiled at them, saying,

“It’s worked again, lads, I’ve got the names of another three

ravers!”

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