It was the day of the over 60s social club outing to Scarborough…

It was the day of the over 60s social club outing to

Scarborough. After half an hour on the coach, Bert had to

get up to go to the toilet. On the way back to his seat, the bus

lurched and he was thrown onto the lap of an old woman,

accidentally putting his hand on her huge breast as he tried

to save himself.

“I’m so very sorry,” he stammered, “but if your heart is as

big as your breast, I’ll see you in heaven.”

She replied, “Oh no, dear, if your willy’s as hard as I think it

is, I’ll see you in Scarborough.”

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