It was the day of the over 60s social club outing to
Scarborough. After half an hour on the coach, Bert had to
get up to go to the toilet. On the way back to his seat, the bus
lurched and he was thrown onto the lap of an old woman,
accidentally putting his hand on her huge breast as he tried
to save himself.
“I’m so very sorry,” he stammered, “but if your heart is as
big as your breast, I’ll see you in heaven.”
She replied, “Oh no, dear, if your willy’s as hard as I think it
is, I’ll see you in Scarborough.”
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