It was the funeral of John’s wife…

It was the funeral of John’s wife and he sat crying his eyes

out in the front pew. He seemed inconsolable, so the Vicar

decided to go over and have a word.

“I’m so sorry, John, I know this is a difficult time for you but

the pain will eventually lessen. You’re still quite a young man

and maybe you’ll meet someone else one day.”

John stopped sobbing and looked up at the Vicar.

“It’s alright for you to say that, Vicar,” he complained, “but

where am I going to get a fu*k tonight?”

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