I’ve started growing hair in places that I’ve never grown hair before

A woman went to her doctor for a follow-up visit after the doctor had prescribed testosterone for her. She was a little worried about some of the side effects she was experiencing. “Doctor, the hormones you’ve been giving me have really helped, but I’m afraid that you’re giving me too much. I’ve started growing hair in places that I’ve never grown hair before.” The doctor reassured her. “A little hair growth is a perfectly normal side effect of testosterone. Just where has this hair appeared?” “On my balls.” Two good friends are out driving on Route 66 and one guy has to take a leak. Being in the middle of nowhere they pull over by some shrubbery and the guy goes to relieve himself. Suddenly, he screams “Aaagh! a rattler bit my cock!” “Relax!” says his friend, “I’ll go find a pay phone and call a doctor.” So his friend drives off and finds a pay phone, call a doctor and asks what he should do. “Well,” said the doc,” you must cut crosses in the wound and suck out the poison.” “Is that the only way Doc?” asked the man. “Yes, you must do that or he’ll die.” He finally gets back to friend and his friend asked “So, what did the doctor say?” “You’re gonna die, buddy. You’re gonna die.”

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