Jack was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his pint of beer…

Jack was sitting at the bar looking dejectedly into his pint of

beer.

“Heh, Jack, what’s up?” asked the barman.

“Everything,” he replied. “I got so drunk last night, I can’t

remember what I did, but when I woke up to find myself in

bed with a woman, I naturally gave her £50.”

The barman laughed. “Don’t worry, mate, it happens to all

of us. You’ll just have to accept that you spent the money and

can’t remember what it was like.”

“No, no, you’ve got me wrong,” replied Jack, “the fact is that

the woman in bed with me was my wife and she automatically

gave me £10 change.”

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