Jack went to the psychologist complaining of insomnia.
“Don’t worry,” came the reply, “just start at your toes and
slowly relax all your body bit by bit and then you’ll fall
That night Jack did as he was instructed.
“Go to sleep toes, go to sleep feet, go to sleep ankles, now
you knees, go to sleep legs…”
But just at that moment his wife walked into the bedroom
wearing the skimpiest and most sheer of nighties.
“Wake up everyone,” he shouted.