Jesus sees that planet earth is going down the drain…

Jesus sees that planet earth is going down the drain because so many people use something called drugs. So he has to know about this kind of shit so he calls all the Apostles and tells them that they have to go down to earth to see for themselves what is going on and then go back to Heaven and report to Jesus…

 

The Apostles go to different places on earth and after some time they come back to report what they saw. John comes and Jesus asks him “What did you find?” John: “I’ve got some funny stuff, that’s called marijuana…” Jesus: “Oh yeah? Let me try it…” he tries it and… “Hey dudes, the music sounds so great!”

 

Then Paul comes with some amphetamine… Jesus tries it and goes “Wow, I’m feeling hot and full of energy!”

 

Then comes Peter with some LSD and Jesus says “My hands… they look soo… strange”.

 

He tries all kinds of dope from each and every one of the Apostles and in the end he welcomes Judas with a huge stoned smile…

 

“Sooooo….. Judas ….. my ….. brother” he says, “What did …. you bring?”

 

Judas: “Errr… I brought … the cops!”

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