Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong.Ill never understand women said Joe. The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.Wow! Thats quite some gift said the bartender. So why are you so dejected?Well I thought about it for a while said Joe, and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she wont even speak to me!