Johnny goes to work on a farm and is put in charge of the sheep…

Johnny goes to work on a farm and is put in charge of the
sheep. To his dismay he cannot get them to lamb so seeks
advice from an old mate, brought up in country ways.
“Get your sheep in the tractor, take them up to the top of the
moors at the dead of night and shag them yourself,” says the
friend. “Then in the morning if they’re lying down they’ll be
pregnant.”
So that night Johnny does as he’s been told, takes them up to
the moors in his tractor and gives them all a good shagging. Next morning he looks out of his window but they’re all
standing up. So next day he tries again, takes them up the
moors in his tractor, does the business, but the next morning
they’re still all standing up. The following night he goes
through the routine again but the next morning he’s woken
up by a terrible noise.
“Bloody hell,” he curses, looking down into the farmyard.
The sheep are all sat in the tractor sounding the horn.

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