Johnny’s time at the pickle factory didn’t last long…

Johnny’s time at the pickle factory didn’t last long. He’d only
been there a week when he came home looking very
agitated.
“What’s wrong?” asked his friend.
“I’ve got this terrible urge to put my willy in the pickle slicer.”
“Aagh! it’ll all end in tears, you’ve got to overcome this
feeling.” Johnny promised he’d try but a couple of weeks
later he came back looking well pissed off.
“What’s wrong, you didn’t weaken and put your willy in the
pickle slicer.”
“I did,” replied Johnny, “and you were right, it did end in
tears. I got the sack and the pickle slicer – she was fired
too.”

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