Doctor, doctor, please kiss me, says the patient.
No, I’m sorry, that would be against the code of ethics, says the doctor.
Ten minutes later the patient says: Doctor, please, kiss me just once.
No, I’m sorry, I just can’t he says.
Five minutes later, she asks again: Please, please kiss me!
Look, says the doctor, it’s out of the question. In fact, I probably shouldn’t even be f***ing you.