“Ladies and Gentlemen, we’re only 20 minutes from
landing, I hope you’ve enjoyed the flight and in a few
moments I’ll ask you to fasten your seat belts,” said the pilot.
However, he forgot to turn the microphone off and the
passengers then heard him turn to his co-pilot and say, “Well,
Jack, I can’t wait to get down. I shall finish up the paperwork
and then take that gorgeous new air stewardess back to my
place for a good shagging.”
Hearing this, the poor air stewardess blushed madly and
rushed up the aisle to warn him, but on the way, she tripped
over a bag and fell sprawling on the floor. An old lady sitting
next to the aisle, bent down and whispered to her.
“It’s all right, dear, you’ve got plenty of time. He’s got to
finish his paperwork first.”